How to Listen to a Sermon

Part of healthy church life is faithful expository preaching. In fact, one could say that expository preaching is foundational to the life and health of any local congregation.

Much is written for preachers to help them prepare biblical, expository sermons. One would think that listening to them wouldn’t require much instruction. After all, everyone should already know how to do that.

Years ago, Mortimer Adler wrote How to Read a Book. Material abounded to help authors write books, but Adler demonstrated that just because someone possesses the mechanical skill to read a book doesn’t necessarily mean he has the ability to comprehend it. In the same way, just because someone possesses the mechanical ability to hear doesn’t necessarily mean that he is able to listen to a sermon.

What Is a Sermon?

The concept of sermons and preaching has entered the vernacular of our conversation in many ways. When someone is trying to tell us what to do, we might tell him “Quit preaching at me!” Or we might describe his attempt at persuasion as “sermonizing.”

For now, we might define preaching as “proclaiming, explaining and applying the Bible” and a sermon as “a particular event of preaching.” Given those definitions, it is still quite possible that someone might tell the one delivering a sermon “Quit preaching at me!” You’ve quit preaching and done gone to meddling… And it is still quite possible for a preacher to be guilty of sermonizing. It is also quite possible that those who think they are delivering sermons are actually more soporific than watching paint dry.

What might also be helpful for would-be sermon listeners would be a series of instructional articles including How to Tell Good from Bad Sermons, How to Listen to a Bad Sermon, and How to Wake from Dozing During a Bad Sermon and Make Others Believe You Were Listening. For now, it might be appropriate to talk about what sermons are not.

A SERMON IS NOT A MUSIC VIDEO

I know. This comparison may be lost on those to whom music video is just as anachronistic as “butter churn” or Vitalis. But the medium of communication inaugurated by the music video shaped entertainment and limited the collective attention span in a…er, what was I talking about?

We should not expect a sermon to last from 3 ½ to 5 minutes or have great special effects, heavy make-up, pyrotechnics, or teased hair. The preacher should not enter the pulpit through the mist and smoke created by a fog machine.

Some say that the modern audience is no longer able to focus on an average-length sermon. But the content of a proper sermon is infinitely more valuable than a music video, an episode of Law & Order, or even the three-hour finale in the swan song of American Idol. If we can sit through those, we can pay attention to a 30-, 45-, or (whoa!) even hour-long sermon about matters of eternal consequence.

A SERMON IS NOT A BLOG POST

In the world of constant, rapid change, blogging is old news. It’s also sort of like a navel: everybody’s got one. They can also be anonymous, untrue, and vicious, which are not the sort of things with which to compare sermons.

But sometimes our temptation is to treat sermons the same way. The preacher might use the (anonymous) material of another preacher, throw assertions out without foundation and let the proverbial comment stream go wild until – after 732 posts – the thread is finally exhausted because the people are, too, and no one remembers what set the whole thing off.

A SERMON IS NOT A TEXT MESSAGE

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A SERMON IS NOT A TWEET

But, if it were:
10:17 a.m. – Walking to the pulpit.
10:18 a.m. – opening the Bible. Turn to James 1:16-18.
10:19 a.m. – What good is God?
10:24 a.m. – Sorry, been in the bathroom (swine flu).
10:26 a.m. – Walking stage left and gesticulating: Stand firm in trials.
10:45 a.m. – Battery went dead; had to recharge
10:52 a.m. – Out of cell range for a while…
11:04 a.m. – Genuflecting: Pray with me.

A sermon is not a book, an owner’s manual, or a Idiot’s Guide to whatever. It is the proclamation of the word of God to the people of God through the man of God whom He has called and equipped for that purpose.

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How to Get In on a Sure Thing

People are frequently taken in by a “sure thing.” We like the idea of a guaranteed result with no risk, no loss, and no waste of time.

Friends may suggest that using the latest diet you will surely drop ten pounds, with minimal effort and no change of eating habits. Pundits and experts think there is no way to lose the election. The football team is a shoe-in for the playoffs (so place your bets…). We even respond to requests in a way that appeals to the desire for guarantee: “sure thing, Dad/son/honey/boss…”

But the sure thing becomes not so sure when we run into that box of donuts or bag of chips. The election is not a cinch when skeletons leap from the candidate’s closet. Injuries and drug problems and payoffs jeopardize the playoffs. And on the way to perform that “sure thing” for whomever we step from the curb and get run over by a chicken truck.

Though we are quite familiar with the aphorism that “nothing is certain but death and taxes,” we fall for the pretenders, anyway.

Our gullibility reveals a deep desire for something to be certain, and, well, death and taxes don’t quite satisfy.

What does satisfy is knowing that God will accomplish his plan.

Jesus displayed this certainty, the “sure thing” of God’s plan, as he faced persecution and death. He prayed in John 17 that he had done all that God gave him to do, that he had kept all the people that God had given him. As he symbolically crossed the Kidron brook, which flowed with the blood of animals sacrificed for the annual Passover festival, he anticipated his arrest, trial, torture and death with certainty (John 18 & 19).

One with his Father, Jesus was certain that whatever he faced was part of God’s plan of redemption, and that God was surely going to accomplish what he set out to do: Jesus would surely obey his Father in all things, Jesus would surely testify to truth, Jesus would surely die as a substitute for humans, Jesus’ sacrifice would surely satisfy God’s justice and avert his wrath, and all those that God had called would surely be saved.

Want in on a “sure thing”?

Repent and believe the good news of salvation in Jesus Christ, and God will surely save you.

Five Ways to Work Your Spiritual Muscles with Others

“One another” commands appear about thirty times in the New Testament, depending on how you count.

If you are only working your spiritual muscles through personal disciplines, your spiritual physique will be distorted, much like the body builder who has a massive chest and arms, but toothpick legs. A significant aspect of our spiritual walk with the Lord is in the context of growing with and alongside other believers.

Much of the reason for this is that proximity to other people invariably reveals weaknesses in our character that we tend to hide when we are only dealing with ourselves. With the personal disciplines, then, we also practice corporate, or group disciplines.

Worship & Ordinances. These are the most obvious outward acts of the church, and they must be done with others. If the world observes an individual Christian worshiping and baptizing, it will assume he’s simply taking his hygiene very seriously. A Christian should certainly worship alone, but worshiping with others demonstrates the power of God, and forces us to put our personal preferences in their place.

You might be the only one getting wet in baptism, but the congregation is there to testify that it agrees with your profession of faith and to confirm mutual commitments of membership. You may receive an individual portion of juice and bread, but you eat with others to jointly proclaim the Lord’s death and to testify to your repentance and forgiveness in him.

Hearing the Word. One reason that simply gathering regularly with other believers to do many of the things that you could do alone is to proclaim to one another that assembling together to face God and proclaim his greatness affirms to one another that for that time, no other people on earth are as important. Gathering to hear the word together solidifies group bonds forged with the truth of God.

Bible Study. Digging into the Word for greater understanding is enhanced when we study together. This might occur in Sunday school, small groups, Bible studies or with one-on-one accountability, but studying together helps us avoid conclusions that might be biased or the result of blind spots in our personal application.

Prayer. “Prayer Meetings” are going the way of the proverbial dinosaur, though attendance might increase significantly if one were the featured speaker or topic of conversation. The Bible is clear, however, that God’s people should be praying together, and saying grace before meals or listening to the Deacon of the Week on Sunday morning doesn’t meet our need for this discipline. If you are not praying with others from your congregation, you are not obeying Christ, and rather than contributing to the operation of the Spirit in your midst, you are constraining Him.

Fellowship. In the South, where I’m from, “fellowship” happens whenever and wherever there is fried chicken and sweet tea. But biblical fellowship is much more than the youth pizza party, the men’s group bowling contest, or the senior adult bus outing. Biblical fellowship is the camaraderie shared with others based upon a mutual salvation and centered on the cross of Christ. As such, fellowship will include the following:

  • Membership. Though it is increasingly out of favor among many professing Christians, membership in a local congregation is a biblical concept, and the obligation of every believer. Believers should avoid earning for themselves the “regular attender” moniker. If you’ve attended enough to be “regular,” you’ve made a commitment; go ahead and formalize the commitment biblically through membership.
  • Participation. Membership, though, is not enough on its own. Many churches have a list of those who are “inactive members,” but aside from being an oxymoron, the concept relieves both the actives and the inactives from the biblical work of disciplemaking. Each believer should be participating in the life of the church.
  • Service. A crucial component of participating is serving. Biblical participation in the church is not merely observing others labor, or receiving blessing from others, but actually serving others.
  • Spiritual Gifts. Some might disagree that the spiritual gifts are active today, but whether you classify them “spiritual gifts” or “body roles”, each believer has a part to play in the health of the local congregation. Playing that part outside the congregation doesn’t meet each believer’s obligation to the body, much like the orchestra member who only plays his fiddle in the local tavern.
  • Stewardship. Godly management of all one’s resources — whether finances, or passions, or time, or spiritual gifts — will effect the overall health of the local body. Thinking of all our resources as tools for the health of the body requires discipline, and helps us put on righteousness.
  • Evangelism. Individual believers each have a duty to proclaim the gospel to unbelievers, but in this series I have not listed the practice as a personal spiritual discipline. Instead, I encourage everyone to think of evangelism as an personal, individual responsibility supported and informed by the interpersonal, corporate duty of the church to make God known. Each congregation should have, as one author puts it, a “culture of evangelism” in which individuals are equipped to evangelize, alone and with others, and in which efforts to evangelize are strategic, prayerful, and celebratory.
  • Giving. There are many advantages to giving our offerings to the church secretly, by using envelopes or automatic drafts or ATM-style kiosks in the foyer. But there is a reason that taking up offering is a part of most worship services. The practical reality is that churches need funds to operate, but the spiritual component of giving is not that each member know what the others contribute, but know that everyone contributes. We affirm one another when we say by our presence that it is more important for me to be here rather than there, and when we say by our giving that is more important for my money to be here rather than there.

We work, yet it is God working in us. He will complete in us what he started, which is to conform us to the image of his Son, Jesus Christ. The Spirit of Holiness works in us to produce holiness, which we must pursue else we not see God.

Behold the glory of God in the gospel of Jesus Christ, and be transformed as you discipline yourself for godliness.

Good Resources for Personal Devotions

I have not always been a fan of “devotionals,” which I mostly considered sappy and sentimental emotional drivel with no real substance or power to effect me.

This might be due to the fact that my grandmother loved Open Windows, which fit, in my perception, the unfavorable assessment described above, and she turned dog-eared each page to the center as she completed it, resulting in an odd self-supporting mantle decoration that she would leave out for a few weeks.

My early encounter with less than satisfactory devotional materials did not extinguish the desire to find something useful in that genre. But it hasn’t been until now, some thirty years after my conversion to Christ, that I am comfortable recommending devotional materials to friends and church members.

guide to christian living

A Guide to Christian Living (John Calvin). This is not your normal morning devotions a la Open Windows, by any means, and many will refuse to consider this to be devotional because it is John Calvin, after all, and he is dry, cold, and emotionally barren (isn’t he?).

If you already have a copy of Calvin’s Institutes of the Christian Religion, you already have this, because this material constitutes one of the chapters there. It has remained relatively unchanged, even through the many revisions and additions Calvin made to the Institutes. This has been excerpted from the larger work, and reprinted as a stand-alone book.

Calvin’s Guide is wonderfully pastoral, but theologically rich and divided into sections of a couple of paragraphs each, which lend themselves easily to a morning devotion and meditation throughout the day.

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The Mystery of Providence (John Flavel). This might actually be more difficult to employ for your daily devotions than Calvin’s Guide, but should you choose to use it this way, you will be pleasantly surprised. Flavel explores God’s sovereignty in all areas of our lives, and gives practical means to observe him more readily and to increase our devotion because of him.

saving grace

Saving Grace (C. John Miller). In the “devotional” format that most will recognize, Miller’s daily meditations print the day’s Bible text and offers a suggested thought or meditation.

heart of the matter

Heart of the Matter: Daily Reflections for Changing Hearts and Lives, (ed. CCEF). This daily format devotional is edited by the Christian Counseling and Education Foundation, and has submissions by David Powlison, Paul David Tripp, and Timothy Lane, among others. Daily Bible passages are cited, but the text of them is not printed.

for the love of God

For the Love of God: A Daily Companion for Discovering the Riches of God’s Word (D.A. Carson).  Carson’s works are in two volumes, and track the M’Cheyne yearly Bible reading plan. Carson focuses on one of the Bible passages each day and offers insights and devotional encouragement.

John Piper’s Devotionals. John Piper has several good devotional works, including Taste and See, A Godward Heart, and A Godward Life. Any of these would be edifying, although they tend to be longer than the traditional “devotional” format of a few paragraphs.

If one includes the desktop, tablet, laptop and smartphone formats, there are even more good devotional resources, but these suggestions focus solely on printed, book formats.

If you know of other good devotional resources, I’d love to hear from you.

I Bought a Beeper at a Roadside Fruit Stand

One alarming by-product of the burgeoning lottery industry is thatout to lunch everyone seems to be selling the dream of easy money.

Entrepreneurs of all stripes are jostling to get in on the action. If you had the notion, you could buy lottery tickets at Joe’s Pool Hall & Discount Carpet Emporium.

You can buy Quick Pix at the window tinting place down the street, Powerball 7s at the Piggly Wiggly, and run-of-the-mill Lotto tickets from that guy selling watches out of his trench coat by the side of the road.

This is, if you notice, the same marketing strategy that has caught on in other industries, to wit, personal communications. I must be the only human being left alive who is neither using nor selling a beeper.

By the way, on a metaphysical note, if everyone has a beeper, what use is it to anyone? Similarly, when everyone in the world has a cellular phone, is there any advantage to having one?

Anyhoo, I was down at the court house the other day, negotiating over a pending lawsuit when my worthy adversary interrupted the proceedings and said “By the way, I’ve got beepers in deco colors if you’re interested, and who wouldn’t be interested, right?”

I decided, instead, to purchase my beeper from some guy selling winter squash on the roadside. there are advantages to buying a piece of electronic equipment at the same place that you buy rutabagas, namely, that it makes for good column material.

I filled in the wrong year on my check to Pee Wee’s Fruit Stand (for the beeper). Usually, during the first couple of months during a new year, I fill in the last year when dating things.

To throw myself off track this year, so far my mistake has been to write in the year 1988. Perhaps this is some indication that my subconscious secretly desires a return to a Republican administration, which is no real secret, but what my inner child finds so appealing about my third year of college I’ll never know.

Maybe it was the romantic appeal of always being broke, having to eat cafeteria food, and getting turned down for dates to frat parties. But then, how would that be any different from last week?

Speaking of last week, I finally got my Christmas tree out of the house. The thing was so big, officials at the Department of the Interior accused me of pirating my tree from the Sequoia National Forest. For those of you just now waking up from New Year’s Eve celebrations, that’s where the trees get really big.

The tree was much easier to bring into the house, because it was wearing one of those tree girdles, and could probably have fit in a Size 7. Without the girdle, though, we’re talking Size 42.

Squirrel Frolic Leads to Downed Satellite

Not too long ago, I bought a beeper at a roadside fruit stand. Little out to lunchdid I know what wort of technological mess I had gotten myself into.

The other day I came home from work to find several squirrels frolicking in my front yard. The connection between beepers bought at a produce market and gaily romping squirrels may not be readily apparent, but bear with me, and after reading the entire article you might still be unclear.

If there’s one thing a squirrel is not permitted to do on my property, it’s frolic. They are keenly aware of my No Frolicking Squirrel rule, and when they saw me coming, promptly climbed the side of my house and started chewing on the eaves. In an ex parte ruling based upon my executive fiat power, I immediately decided that eave-chewing is the same as frolicking, and took appropriate action to enforce the rules.

Some may consider this arbitrary judicial activism. Although the law is king, in the Faircloth Compound, I am the law. And no eave-chewing squirrel given to unsupervised and unauthorized frolic is above the law.

The condemned squirrels got a technical reprieve when the sights on my high-powered rifle malfunctioned. The only things I managed to kill that day were my air conditioner and a sub-station power transformer.

I was somewhat concerned, however, when a shot ricocheted off the hard shell of an interloping armadillo and careened straight into the sky, but I thought no more about it once I remembered that Jeopardy! was on.

Halfway through Double Jeopardy I received the following message on my roadside fruit stand beeper:

Igor, Boris wants meeting at Kremlin. Bring Spice Girls record. Victor.

I was a little puzzled, to say the least. I thought surely that Boris Yeltsin would be a Sinatra fan.

Later, during a nutritious meal of sliced pickles and Cheesy Poofs, I received another disturbing message on the aforementioned roadside fruit stand beeper:

Al, the Prime Minister needs more classified military technology. India and Pakistan have the Bomb, and Lithuania has one mean water balloon launcher. Tell Bill to deliver the goods, or we revoke his lifetime supply of kung pao chicken. Call us: 555-NUKE.

It was at this point that I realized I was receiving pages that were not my own. As I usually do when faced with serious technological crises, I turned on X-Files reruns and helped myself to another helping of Cheesy Poofs.

But to my dismay all normal programming had been pre-empted by coverage of that day’s big news: a communication satellite had broken down and was falling out of orbit toward the earth.

I immediately realized that I had pulled a hat trick with my sharpshooting: air condition, power transformer, and, thanks to a crusty varmint, a major satellite.

The satellite’s owner attempted emergency repairs, but it turns out that the AAA, on a technicality, only supplies Emergency Satellite Assistance to a maximum of 10-mile orbits, and the Space Shuttle was busy putting out fires at the MIR Space Station.

Communications, therefore, would be disrupted for quite some time.

I kept my roadside fruit stand beeper on just to see what I would get.

CIA, bullet found in satellite. Tests reveal high-powered rifle slug covered with armadillo blood. Suspect likely in rural Alabama. FBI.”

Er, gotta go…

How to Observe an Inconvenient Tortilla

Happy belated Tortilla Day to you!

February 24, it appears, is national Tortilla Chip day. Given the limited availability of days in relation to the limit-less interests to promote on them, it is also national Inconvenience Yourself day. Explanations for the latter make it seem as thought it might be better deemed “Random Act of Kindness Day,” but truth in advertising militates for inconvenience for its own sake.out to lunch

Because there is no indication about how to properly apportion the day between chips and inconvenience, it seems best to combine them and observe both by inconveniencing yourself about tortilla chips.

Tortilla chip convenience would be picking up a bag from the gas station or market on the way home. To observe Inconvenient Tortilla day, then, one might instead make tortilla chips at home, from scratch, using non-GMO and free-range corn, or individually wrap each tortilla in plastic bags, then scatter them throughout the house for later, inconvenient, consumption.

Enjoy!