Prigozhin dared to challenge Putin
No surprise Vlad came out shootin’.
The Russian czar is quite vain:
he took it out on Yevgeny’s plane.
Prigozhin dared to challenge Putin
No surprise Vlad came out shootin’.
The Russian czar is quite vain:
he took it out on Yevgeny’s plane.
Donald J Trump, once President
facing quadruple indictment.
Souvenirs of the event getting hot.
First POTUS with a mug shot.
Vivek Ramaswamy stole the show
saying out loud what most of us know.
That the State is best couldn’t be kookier;
good government starts with family that’s nuclear.
Walt Disney brought many fans delight
with classics like the tale of Snow White
Today his material is full of morphs
White’s companions are no longer dwarfs.
We check news of Joe Biden to see what’s occurred
from ice cream to tripping to words that are slurred.
For women he shows particular care:
delighting in some by sniffing their hair.
Jim Farley, chief executive at Ford,
took Lightning to drive, but without enough cord.
The trip was to tout EVs, but, alas,
it just served to show that it’s better with gas.
To the Pentagon it’s surprising
that enlistment isn’t rising
To get the numbers up
They abandon the chin-up